It's always instructive to watch madam selecting which personal details to barter in exchange for publicity, but as she keeps informing us, she has become infinitely more reserved.
And so it was that this promotional tour's standout moment featured Katie merely hinting at a plastic surgery horror story so gruesome she decided it was de trop even for the tricoteuses of Loose Women.
"I would have thought going to America would be the best place," was all she would tell the ITV ladies of whatever botched procedure it might have been. "That they'd look after you well. But I would advise anyone not to go to America – always have it done in England. You can't beat the NHS."
Whether a George Osborne-fearing National Health Service is still offering an eyelift/dignity-o-plasty double bill we cannot say for sure. So let us merely bow out gracefully by pointing out that Katie was promoting You Only Live Once, her latest book about her life story. Although, as the fourth version of Katie's autobiography, You Only Live Once might reasonably be subtitled But You Fart Out A Book About It Every Bloody Year.
Katie Price Breast Augmentation
British model Jordan, whose real name is Katie Price, used to have one of the biggest breast implants in our celebrity plastic surgery page, after three breast augmentation she achieved her 30G breast size. The latest news that we have about her is that she is still not happy with the size of her breast, that she wanted them smaller...
She announced in 2007 that she was planning to have a plastic surgery mommy makeover after the birth of her third child, including breast reduction, lip augmentation and vagina rejuvenation.
In fact, she went for breast reduction but in an interview to Ok magazine she admitted to be disappointed with the result: "When I saw my boobs I was disappointed because they looked big and I wanted them to be a lot smaller... My words to the doctor beforehand were: 'I want to go a lot smaller. More pert. More stuck-on looking. But I still want people to think I've got big boobs.... I'm really disappointed. In fact I'm going back to the States to get them re-done... They look fine in bra but they hang too low when I'm standing up and it's really bad when I'm lying down. There's about a four inch gap... I've had three boob jobs done before and I've seen enough other ones to know what they should look like and they're not right... I've also got indents so you can see where the implant is sitting and there's excess skin so the doctor either hasn't filled the skin up enough or he hasn't removed enough skin."
About her teeth she said: "Mine are so sensitive now it's like they've filed them down too much and have hit all my nerve endings. It hurts constantly. It feels like I've got electricity going through my teeth."
She spent more than £43,000 on cosmetic surgery but she is warning others to stay natural due to her experience: "I can't believe this is the first time I've paid for surgery and this is the first time it went wrong... My boobs and nose were £18,000 and my gnashers were £25,000. But they are [botched] as well... I tell you what - anyone reading this, just stay natural because I've been through all this and look at the state of me... They [botched] up my boobs and they [botched] up my teeth and I've been in pain for six weeks."
In contrast to this comments, speaking to News! Price said: "I won't have any more surgery now. That's it. I'm 100% happy... I like the way I look at the moment. I can still get my kit off without being airbrushed!"
Katie Price before and after lip injections:
The inflated lips don’t look horrible on Katie (aka: Jordan), as they kind of match her trashy porno look, but she was much prettier to begin with, before all of the plastic surgery. Katie Price has already overdone the plastic surgery on her breasts (have you seen the horrible scars?!) and it will be a shame if she messes up her pretty face in the same fashion
Katie has had four different breast augmentation surgeries and is looking forward to her 5th. It appears that her plastic surgeon used the method of cutting off her nipple to insert her implants and the healing process went horribly wrong, or somewhere along the line of her four boob jobs, her breast ripped (just thinking about that makes me cringe).
Katie Price and her ice cream cone shaped nipples have earned her high rankings in the Celebrity Frankenboobie Hall of Shame. Good on ya, Katie!
